I was sitting on the train en route to Esher to go watch a film and eat Italian (FYI). There is a guy opposite me. He sounds alittle bit like an idiot. He's just said to his friend

"That girl I was seeing, yeh I'm going to drop her. She only just got back to me after a month with a date when she can meet up. I don't think I can be bothered."

No mate - I think she can't be bothered, you fool.

Ok then he said "oh Jennifer, yes that was a rather drunken flight. Saw her last week, bit of a rotter."

Ok I like you alittle bit more because you used the term rotter